name that film.

Jeweler: Sister? I wasn't aware Mr. Trott had a sister.

Nikki: Been away a few years.

Jeweler: Boarding school?

Nikki: Board school, right.

Jeweler: Switzerland?

Nikki: Excuse me?

Jeweler: I said, was the school Swiss?

Nikki: Sure. Sure, one of the Swissest.

unsolicited online dating advice

gentlemen.

please.

if you really want nice, normal women to write to you,
or to respond to your emails, then:

DO NOT write "Woman or Lesbian Couple" under
"Who I'd Like To Meet"

DO NOT attach a photo taken of you:
- standing on your head
- naked in bed, taken from above, while making an "oh" face
- with an ex, with an actual X drawn on her face
- bleary-eyed and drunk

DO NOT write in "recreational gynecologist" as an occupation

trapped in the web of love

random stuff from the internets.

fly in my soup (via sfj)

celebrities before and after (via just jared)

girlhattan approved t-shirt


non-girlhattan approved t-shirt, funny as hell.


trapped in the web of love, my fave scopitone.

do(e) a deer.

quick recap:

- ate turkey

- watched high tension on DVD. alone. at night. thought, it's french, it'll be a little scary, but mostly stylish. it was so freakin tense, so gory. wondered aloud, "why am i doing this to myself?"

- saw a maybach parked in front of la esquina and joked to my friends, "a maybach! who do they think they are, jay-z?" then looked inside and saw beyoncé sitting in the backseat


- partied like the world was ending at the tribeca grand. the cribs played at midnight, and the cobrasnake was snapping the crowd

- sunday hangover recovery was spent - where else? - at the big apple circus. note: cotton candy/pretzel combo alleviated headache quite well

gorgeous!

keisha castle-hughes, star of whale rider, during new zealand fashion week.

loose ends

above, the '72 beemer belonging to DJ O.

below, the song referenced in the previous post title.

{ladies and gentlemen, romeo void.}

i might like you better if we slept together.

i'm late in writing about my weekend, which was pretty enjoyable.

dinner at miracle grill on first ave, which is apparently closing in december.

farewell, savory hanger steak. goodbye, well-seasoned porkchop. i hardly knew ye.

oh, right, there will still be the west village location, as well as the one in park slope.

moving right along.

after dinner, drinks were at morrissey park, which had a foul odor.
but the DJ played the cure, and the vino i ordered wasn't bad at all.

after that, i picked workhorse up at mo pitkin's, and headed down to fat baby to meet ms. chen and friends, and the glass of wine i had at fat baby was absolutely vile. just putrid. also? the crowd sucked. i left the full glass of wine behind, as we ventured on to mercury lounge, and then ended up going home relatively early, like 2:30ish.

saturday i spent some time in the post office trying to figure out how to mail something to hong kong. afterward, i ran into DJ O on delancey street, and he took me for a ride on his shiny shiny 72 BMW, and then we ate chicken and rice at castillo de jagua.

saturday night i stayed in and had my own private film festival: one i've never seen, serenity, and two i have seen but still love: hedwig and the angry inch and velvet goldmine.

everytime i see velvet goldmine, it gets better and better. the songs! the clothes! jrm's LIPS!

speaking of jrm, who is several different kinds of gorgeous, there are some really nice pics of him over at justjared.

sunday i went to screening of rent, which was okay, i guess.

some of the songs are really quite stupid. grating, with bad lyrics.

but that's not the movie's fault.

and rosario dawson is a gem, i just love her.
the new york times summed the movie up this way:
"junkies sing about their feelings".

'nuff said.






velvet goldmine screencaps from velvet demon.

matchmaker.

do you know any straight single guys who like food and would like to meet "hot" single girls who like food?

send 'em over to the amateur gourmet.



everyone is welcome, they just seem to have a shortage of straight guys.
what else is new?

a little hint.

i love when i get emails from hint mag.

i got turned on to the very cool andrew burmeister prints....

and i also found this site called nine daughters and a stereo, where you should go if you like pale, skinny german models.

free booze.

my friend seva is throwing a huge party tomorrow for his site, myopenbar.com. if you like free booze, you should probably go.

interracial photo of the day

you're just so damn beautiful.
i'm completely, totally, irreversibly in love with you guys.

dear santa,

how are you? yeah, i know, it's been a while.

i can't believe it's almost thanksgiving!

in my family we like to say we don't celebrate the murder of indigenous peoples.

but my mom does like to make her patented "kosher ham" which has brown sugar, walnuts and a bottle of maker's mark poured over it before it's baked in the oven. one year she made delicious spinach lasagne for the vegetarian chick my brother was dating and the rest of us had cornish hen.

anyhoo, you know i only write to you when i want something, so let's cut to the chase, shall we?




sterling silver cuff or bangle - tiffany & co.
if it's timeless, it probably came in a small blue box.






oui ring - dior
oh, mais oui!






ancient marks
gorge photography book of tattoos and body markings


gosh, there's probably more, but we've got time, haven't we? more later.

have a great weekend!

xo
girlhattan

genius!

ooooh, hurry on over to paperdoll heaven!!!





you can makeover nicole richie, choose an appropriate outfit for bjork, or dress (and undress) johnny depp! it's highly addictive and oodles of fun.

dear mr. simmons,

i think you're really amazing. i do.


when i was a teenage clubkid i would see you at the tunnel, usually hanging with stretch armstrong or whatever. just chillin.


i actually saw you over the weekend. just leaning against your SUV on st. marks, talking on the phone. casual. even though you're worth millions.


and i think it's cool how you're all into yoga now, and you support poets, and you've got the hip-hop summit action network changing the lives of kids all over the country, and stuff like that.


i respect you, and that is why it's hard for me to ask you this question:



what is up with your wife?

heaven... must be missing an angel... and a seal....

previously in girlhattan's interracial couple news:

- seal to paparazzi: proteck ya neck!
- david+iman+heidi+seal=HOT
- girlhattan to rosario and jason: please make out!
- rosario and jason: ooohsome twosome