since katie couric was pawing shirtless firemen on morning television yesterday, the new FDNY calendar must be out. some of the guys are pretty hot; some just need to cease and desist with the tweezing of the eyebrows. honestly. my question is this: raising money for charity is all very good, but does anyone worry that some desperate single woman is going to take one look at these rippling abs and deliberately set something on fire? not only are you likely to survive a tiny, contained blaze in your bathroom wastebasket, but the chances that you'll meet mr. june seem reasonable.
not that i'm planning anything. seriously.