kiss my asp

watching steven's untitled rock show on fuse is like my porn. boys in bands and rock videos you never see anywhere else. so steven was interviewing socal band saosin and suddenly one of the band members caught my eye. his *lips* caught my eye. guitarist justin shekoski has something i find inexplicably hot - maybe because it draws attention to an inherently sexy spot. justin has snakebite piercings. what's that you say? snakebites should be your new boyfriend??? what a fantastic idea!

okay so let's see what we have here...


justin from saosin.


see also:


mike herrera from mxpx.
i interviewed him at two different warped tours; in addition to being dreamy, he's the nicest guy in the world.

see also:


sonny moore, formerly of from first to last.

okay, that's enough.

team snakebite!

sssssong of the day: duran duran - union of the snake





to see all your ex-boyfriends, click here.

your new boyfriend(s)

guess what! you have a new boyfriend. his name is nick. enjoy!


oh? you're not feeling your new boyfriend? ok, take cole. he can be your boyfriend, too. play nice.

for previous boyfriends, click here.


{boyfriends via coacd}

tranny breakdown!

in the immortal words of whitney houson:
it's not right, but it's okay.

your new boyfriend is named zarf.

love him, treat him well. he has issues.

i have watched this about seventeen times and it only gets better. i've spread it to friends and coworkers, and i just can't get enough. it's old, i'm late to the bandwagon, but i'm gonna ride it all over town...

the accent! the underbite! the lone tear that falls at the very end!
it's GENIUS.
brazilliant.

"who am i?
what am i?
isn't it obvious?"

{click here to see your ex boyfriends.}

your new boyfriend

new feature: your new boyfriend

occasionally i'll post a picture of - or a link to - your new boyfriend. he might be cute, he might be clever, he might be fugly and a felon. you never know! he might even be a sexy silver inanimate object, or a handbag. in any case, he's yours to love... until a new new boyfriend is posted.





meet tenzin, your new boyfriend. he's a tibetan throat singer. let his weirdly haunting voice seduce you.

(if you don't like that new boyfriend, try one of these sexy silvery silver ones.)