g i r l h a t t a n

g i r l h a t t a n

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

long weekend in hellay:
can you be more pacific?

JFK at dawn

thursday we left new york at the dawn of crack.


rental car

bob hope airport

snoop dogg was arrested @ bob hope airport mere hours after we landed.

the abbey

bike shop - melrose

lunch at the abbey in west hollywood. then fred segal and random stores on melrose.

courtyard

courtyard

then to hellaylaw's place in west hollywood.

lucha vavoom

lucha vavoom

that night we went to lucha vavoom at the mayan theater downtown.

lucha vavoom was insane and amazing. masked mexican wrestling, midgets, burlesque stripping - snow white stripped, as did and evil queen and a beautiful girl who turned out to be a boy - karis. absolutely phenomenal hula hoop skills.

the show ended with a guy dressed as louis xvi stripping while bouncing on a pogo stick. each time he took off a g string, glitter flew out and there was another g string underneath.

jesus saves

roscoe's

roscoe's chicken & waffles

roscoe's chicken & waffles

roscoe's - 2am

post wrestling we drove to the roscoe's on pico and la brea for fried chicken and waffles. a bentley and a maybach were parked outside... huge black guys eating biscuits and gravy inside. fun!

poogene happened to be landing in L.A. the same night, so he joined us there.

friday morning we drove over to sunset blvd and had breakfast @ the griddle with poogene.

sunset blvd

poo

chateau marmont

chateau marmont.

poogene

poogene and i had both rented chrysler sebrings. mine was white (yuck) and his was silver. we tailed him down sunset blvd all the way to the beach.

beverly hills hotel

poo

his swim trunks are tiny.

hrh & poo

yay! the beach!

shadows

hrh


pacific ocean

poo pacific

blu bockers

santa monica

poo's tattoo

santa monica

i visited my cousin while in santa monica.

santa monica - ocean ave

santa monica - ocean ave

this is the view from his apt.

philip


school bus

cool old school bus. emissions friendly? i think not.

40 sucks

40 sucks. the whole reason we were there: to celebrate hellaylaw's bday.

percy

percy is "morbidly obese" according to jd. also a camera slut.

hamburger mary's

so we went to hamburger mary's to wait for everyone to get their shit together. $5 margaritas and $5 martinis. plus the loo has a disco ball and a boombox that only plays abba.

big margarita

you could raise a goldfish in the margarita glass.

big martini

the martinis were big as well. this was a double, i think. hrh proclaimed that it wasn't dirty enough.


later we changed and had dinner at obar


jd

hrh & jaime

dinner

we were laughing the whole time. bananas. stumsy. nipple ring. good times.

sunrise

i was up early the next day... saturday.

jeffrey

jeffrey

palms

chinatown

hellaylaw drove us to chinatown. we had dim sum and tried to pick up the hot hot hot tall lush-lipped chinese waiter.

welcome

hrh

mirror

koi

chinatownland

chinatown

chinese yoyo

chinese yoyo

chinatown

chinatown - jeffrey & hrh


hrh took us to a cool sneaker store called lion's den.

lion's den neon

lion's den

lion's den

art

art

jaime & jeffrey

animal house

i wanted hellaylaw to win me the cheetah. he failed.

mary

when we got home we had cocktails and a tranny show.

mink

wig & boots

hide your boyfriends.

wig

and small children.

wig

and the elderly or those with comprimised immune systems.

wig

turn away if you have a pacemaker, trouble breathing or a heart condition.

wig

eventually we made it to dinner at vermont

birthday boy

birthday boy

and drinks in the lounge next door.

jaimes

nik & jeffrey

ring

jaime

jeffrey

crown

jeffrey

fans

jd & jaims

bday


machos tacos

when we got back to west hollywood there was a big tranny drag party xxxtravaganza.

jd

jd

wig

wig

late night

late night

i've got 99¢ lipstick on my teeth.

jd

jd

wig

late night

hellaylaw needed brackets for his closet, so haflway through the drag xxtravaganza we got in the car and drove to the 24 hour home depot. only to find it closed. it's not open 24 hours anymore.

compton cheerleading

sunday: breakfast at basix, ran into poogene there. did some thrift store shopping and went to the melrose trading post/fairfax high flea market. the purchase of the day was a compton cheerleading t-shirt, which i was going to bring back to new york, but it looked good on hellaylaw so i had to give it to him.


in n out

after some in-n-out burger we flew out on the red eye, arriving in new york just as we left - sunrise, aka the dawn of crack.


i've edited some stuff out, but maybe not enough. file complaints below or at girlhattan at gmail dot com.