weekend in warwick

winestasting. antiques. no golf, no tennis. nightswimming. open house. a chihuahua and an iPhone for everyone.

while you were out

first week at the new job was busy busy busy.

thursday i celebrated iPhone love with tsuyoshi, stood outside of an arty party in soho.









friday i stayed in and watched a gregg araki movie - splendor - god i love this film.







the weather was perfect on saturday.



maria, veronica and kelly picked me up in a cab and we headed to brooklyn.





party @ supreme trading in williamsburg!















cheeseburger played.



i have a snippet of video:



cheeseburger needs more beer.

also: r2 needs more french fries.

struggle is only a minor setback

lately:
i saw the harry potter movie, saw the broadway musical legally blonde, bought a new iMac, had lunch with a cousin i hadn't seen in like 20 years, gave r2 a bath, received hello kitty cupcakes and sparklers as a gift from my brother, dropped by my brother's office with a bag of candy, ate hello kitty cupcakes, gave r2 another bath, returned the iMac and bought a macbook, blah blah blah.













i have a new job writing for jezebel, check me out over there.

isla del fuego leftovers: cinéma paradiso

i spent the last five days on an island with no cars. no keys, no shoes, no wallet. it was in this environment that i launched my independent filmmaking career. go get some popcorn and watch the dailies!

this is a documentary film about a rhino.



this is take two, in which the rhino has a near death experience with a boulder.



this one is called poogene is magic.



see you at cannes!

the isle of fire

wednesday thru sunday:
we came to pick you up from the ferry are we late?
if i had known this was a bikes-only situation i would have come sooner. you
know how i love bikes.
i don't think that's a ukulele.
show me some leg.
that salad is gorgeous.
i'll braid your hair.
where can i get one of those pull tab shells?
if you're drinking a red stripe you have to wear the rasta wristband.
this jambalaya is spicy.
the crackhead's name was superfly.
this kite is not designed for gale force winds.
why do you like picking up the dead things?
i only like purples. i really only like two sided purples.
is it time for a cocktail yet?
the ants are having some sort of convention on the grease spot. like a dance
party or something.
throw some bleach on them.
that's murder. ant murderer.
design a necklace fit for a goddess.
it's my design but her execution.
eight steaks for eight people, is that enough?
that was a horn solo by patches stewart.
let's bike to the lighthouse.
my tire is flat.
just leave that bike and take someone else's. it's not stealing; it's a
swap.
these tote bags are well-priced.
don't get close to those bees!
i'm not disturbing them, i am just observing them.
these pedals are wonky.
the basket alone is worth $40.
burgers and turkey burgers, plus fish kebabs.
i'm all about salmon.
that swan is giving me the stink eye.
that's the butterfly tree! yes but some of those butterflies are moths.
you should buy a tricycle.
it's so slow and heavy.
it's not built for speed: it's designed to haul beer.
memphis dry rub ribs. with mop sauce.
is this gin rummy or rummy 500?
i'm not playing to win i'm just playing.
you can't even form a sentence.
your mom is a sentence.
i fell off my bike - but i knew i was falling. i was bwi.
i'm going to poop out 4 lbs of ribs.
i don't know if you're interested in making a porn film, but if you are, you
should shoot it in that shower. the light is really good.
it's the motherload of purples.
what you know about these purples?
what you know about these purples?
what you know about these purples?
what you know about these purples up in this bitch?
that's a chart topper.
i told you to hold on to the beach bling.
i was in the washing machine, i was face down being pounded by waves.
i almost died like 3 times, and all he did was take pictures.
i have sand in my suit. i have problems that can't be worked out in public.
it's a garlic scape. it's the new hot vegetable.
rip slyme is rocking the earth.
this is my new favorite band.
is there merchandise? i want a t-shirt.
is nadal from spain?
he's from ibiza.
no, mallorca.
spanish island, whatever.
pork with brown sugar and whiskey? i like this recipe.
and bacon.
i like meat on my meat.
i'm making an independent film about wind-up rhinoceri.
i'm a scarecrow.
scary scarecrow.
su, su, sudio.
sorting skittles by flashlight.
danceparty on the beach.
i brought you a present, it's a wireless router.
you do IT in your swimsuit?
i love him so much i'm starting to hate myself.
thank you workhorse.
bye silver fox. bye el pizzle. by tedward. bye mattdaddy and babs.
bye pooper.
why don't i have a nickname?