new feature: your new boyfriend
occasionally i'll post a picture of - or a link to - your new boyfriend. he might be cute, he might be clever, he might be fugly and a felon. you never know! he might even be a sexy silver inanimate object, or a handbag. in any case, he's yours to love... until a new new boyfriend is posted.
meet tenzin, your new boyfriend. he's a tibetan throat singer. let his weirdly haunting voice seduce you.
(if you don't like that new boyfriend, try one of these sexy silvery silver ones.)