me: the thing is, i decided i was over him.
jh: i know!
me: i said it like, 6 times. "i'm so over him. i'm just over him. i'm so over him." and then today he called. and he was like, "you know we have a connection."
me: so that's what you need to do. say it out loud: "i'm over him."
jh: but i need to feel over him. the universe can tell if you're faking.