Monday, April 24, 2006
"I would rather eat my own testicles than re-form the Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian."
"I once had sex in a trailer on a film. It was many years ago, in my youth. The second assistant director opened the door to call us for lunch, and we were sort of 'mid-passionate.' The most exciting part was seeing the look on his face."
-- Jonathan Rhys Meyers
"Whatever you end up wearing, always remember to bring your cell phone, some lip gloss, and some gum. If you have a problem that can't be solved with lip gloss and gum, you're probably going to have to make a phone call."
-- Paris Hilton