g i r l h a t t a n

g i r l h a t t a n

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

breaking news!!!

need guidance or good luck?

since you can no longer buy the trendy, red string kaballah bracelet at target, i've started my own way to ward off the evil eye.

i am selling limited edition black string bracelets for $150 each.

these strings are 100% cotton and are guaranteed* to help you jumpstart your career, date someone considerably younger and hotter, get a seat on the F train, and keep you from eating too much junk food. you'll have a record deal and a reality show within minutes!

please send cash, then wait 4-618 weeks for delivery.

*guarantee not legal in any of the 50 states, canada, mexico or planet earth.

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