avast ye scallywags, landlubbers and scurvy dogs.
i took the time at work yesterday to apply glitter to my eye patch.
later i headed out for the pirate party...
in the spirit of the season's new "skinny jeans" i was wearing tight pants for the first time in a long time.
pants so tight you could see my entire shoe.
pants so tight that the world was my gynecologist.
pants so tight i needed a friend and a box cutter to get them off.
and yet. no walkin' the plank, matey, ye must hold fast, savvy?
behold the high - or possibly low - lights of a pirate's life.