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Friday, September 08, 2006

l'eau pour homme

you know what's a good way to sell magazines? put a hot guy on the cover!

and not just a hot guy, a hot guy splashed with water!

take this cover of the advocate, starring nip/tuck's julian mcmahon.




ripped and stained shirt, pre-orgasmic face, look of desire/disdain in the eyes? that's sexy!


then there's the rolling stone justin timberlake cover:






"hi guys! i was just strumming my guitar and floating down the river when my canoe overturned! does anyone have a towel? or some sunglasses, for the glare? hey, wanna make smores?"


in other words, not sexy.

i know they already did this and this but come on. work with me here.

1 comment:

Sid said...

Oh, Julian.

LEAVE YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS ALONE!

What have they ever done to you that you treat them so? Stop it! You would be sooooo hot if you did not have the Guidobrows.

Please and thanks,
sid.