so hrh and i went to see three hundo on wednesday at the imax. half naked spartans in crimson capes and little else on a two story screen? sexcellenté!
gerard butler's body is recockulous. there's a totally gratuitous scene where he's naked and gazing at a frighteningly enormous full moon and it is the full moon, if you know what i mean. the movie is action packed, dramatic and bloody fun, even if a couple of scenes are like, dude, i saw this standing-in-the-field-of-wheat-thing like seven years ago.
this movie may not be politcally correct, culturally sensitive or historically accurate, but it was tense, entertaining and beautifully rendered, often looking like a painting.
and so we proceed to the movie review haiku:
with muscles bulging
the king shouts, this is sparta!
i say, this is hot.