while watching jonathan rhys meyers holler "i am the king of england!" in a promo for the the tudors last night, i felt some kind of chemical, physical reaction inside of me. it's so hard to describe, mostly because the proper words or idiomatic expressions do not exist in our language. or possibly they do and i just don't know what they are.
when a guy gets aroused he can say, "i got a boner." or "i got wood" or "i got a chubby." what is the female equivalent of "it made my girl parts tingle"? i am open to suggestions. really. please give me suggestions!
in the past i've been known to say he "made my ovaries move."
someone suggested saying "he got my spot hot."
it's not bad, it certainly rhymes. but it's lacking a certain gross baseness and slangy crudeness that you get from "boner."
i'm not the only girl who feels this way... so let's do something about it. suggestions, please!!!
track of the day: sweaty wet dirty damp (by gameboy/gamegirl)
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